BEGINNER'S TRAINING SCHEDULE

There's no one blueprint for what constitues a beginner at the sport of triathlon. Therefore, it's folly to devise a training schedule for "the beginner."
That said, we're going to do it anywayand, being well-versed in the practice of folly, I (Slowtwitch publisher Dan Empfield) am going to write this training schedule. Below you will find:
- The beginner's training schedule
- The not-quite-beginner's training schedule
For you rank beginners I shall assume nothing of you. I shall start with very low expectations. Simply put, if you can walk 20 minutes and not expire from it, you're a candidate for this training program.
This will be a five-month program. It is designed to get you from zero to the completion of an international distance race, also known as the Olympic distance. It consists of 1.5km swimming (about a mile), 40km biking (about 25 miles), and a 10km run (about six miles). You'll complete the race, and you'll live to tell about it (and actually enjoy it).
If you find these workouts excruciatingly easy, don't get over-exuberant. Consistency is the key.
Before I continue further, though, let us underwrite you, like you're an "equity." What sort of "risk" are you? From a physical point of view are you a junk bond? If so, don't worry. The only way from where you are is up. High risk, high return. This being the case, we'll minimize the risk by starting you very slowly. You are a candidate for the beginner's program below.
But what if you were a competitive swimmer in your youth? Swimming is the hardest of the three activities to pick up because it is the most technical. Becoming an expert runner is a bit like becoming an expert house painter. You get the knack of it pretty easily, and then it's just a matter of doing the work and whether or not God and your parents imbued you with a strong back. Becoming an expert swimmer is not like painting a house. It's more like painting a canvas. Yes, it's a matter of practice, but you can't simply grunt and sweat your way to fitness. There is an element of technique that just takes time to master.
If this is youif you already have the swimming more or less mastered from a technical point of viewthen in keeping with the metaphor we'll call you a growth stock, and your time for growth will start now. Your current problem has nothing to do with drowning in the water, it's just that you're just a fat, disgusting, out-of-shape, wheezing, pitiable slob. In this case our job just got a lot easier. We can put you on the accelerated plan., AKA the "Not-quite-beginner training schedule."
For the rest of you, though, it's back to the true beginner's program.
I've actually done this before. I presented a schedule very much like this one to the readers of SoCal's Orange County Register, a daily paper with a circulation of a million, give or take. The sports editor told me that he'd never gotten so much mail in his history at the paper. And, of course, he sent it all to me. Shoeboxes full. Every one of which I answered. It was such a chore I stopped doing it.
I shall reprise this schedule below, with some changes here and there, and if you do email me perhaps I'll answer.
WEEK ONE
WEEK TWO
WEEK THREE
WEEK FOUR
WEEK FIVE
WEEK SIX
WEEK SEVEN
WEEK EIGHT
WEEK NINE
WEEK TEN
WEEK ELEVEN
WEEK TWELVE
WEEK THIRTEEN
WEEK FOURTEEN
WEEK FIFTEEN
WEEK SIXTEEN
WEEK SEVENTEEN
WEEK EIGHTEEN
WEEK NINETEEN
WEEK TWENTY
WEEK TWENTY-ONE